Sightseeing Tour

When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds. Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss. A gay musical, called Gay. That’s quite gay. Gay musical? Aren’t all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever. It’s like they’re pally-wally with us when there’s a problem with their printer, but once it’s fixed… Oh my God. I didn’t even know Smarties made a cereal. They don’t. It’s just Smarties in a bowl with milk. You mean 999. Yes, yes, I mean 999! Yeah, I know. That’s the American one, you berk! It’s like they’re pally-wally with us when there’s a problem with their printer, but once it’s fixed…

What You’ll See

I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We’re all just drudgeons to them! You mean 999. Yes, yes, I mean 999! Yeah, I know. That’s the American one, you berk!

Where You’ll Go

Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of… Oh really? Then why don’t you come down and make me then. Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they’re going to get them out? Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread’s about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don’t want to end up in the middle of invalid memory!

When You’ll Leave

I’ve got an aunt like that. I don’t see how they couldn’t just keep it as it was. How hard is it to remember 911? I’ll put this over here, with the rest of the fire. I’m going to murder you… You bloody woman! We don’t need no education. Yes you do. You’ve just used a double negative.

What to Bring

Uh… okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing? Huh, what you think I’m afraid of you? I’m not afraid of you. I’ve got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma?

 

 

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